Director: Tommy Wiseau
Writer: Tommy Wiseau
Starring: Tommy Wiseau
"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!" A melodrama revolving mainly around a love triangle composed of Johnny (Wiseau), his fiancee, and his best friend.
This is probably the worst film of the 21st century, if not since the days of Ed Wood. Its problems are myriad, but this scratches the surface. Only watch if you've incredibly not sober, or aided by the folks at Rifftrax. The one thing it DOES have is ambition, but sadly disappoints in every other aspect. I hate it so much I'll actually RECOMMEND you not spend money on it. Torrent away! F-